Somebody told me
When I was younger
Chance is like lightning
Love is like thunder
So I walked right over
Asked for you number
‘Cause somebody told me
When I was younger
nancydrewisabsolutelyfantastic:
Fire so red,
Night so black,
This game is hard
(via brigittepenvellyn)
cosmo tip #21
during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”
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some shit gettin’ cray in the clue crew
that ain’t okay
i luv u all!!!!1!!11!!1 xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoox
"It's probably in Fiji by now."
| Reverend: | You know, Rory, being a young lady comes with many gifts. Your virtue, for example, is a gift, a precious gift, possibly the most precious gift you possess. |
| Rory: | Uh-huh... |
| Reverend: | You want to give this gift very carefully. It is a gift you can only give to one man. Once you give it, it's gone, you can't re-gift it. If you give it away too soon, to the wrong man, then when the right one does come along, you have no gift to give. You'll have to buy him a sweater. Do you understand what I'm saying? |
| Rory: | No. |
| Reverend: | Think long and hard about when and to whom you want to give the ultimate gift you have to give away. |
| Rory: | Oh. |
| Reverend: | Yes. |
| Rory: | Oh dear... |
| Reverend: | Oh dear indeed. |
| Rory: | Um, well, listen, reverend, I really appreciate you taking the time out of what I assume is a busy day to come here and talk to me about...all of this, but I'm afraid the ultimate gift ship has sailed. |
| Reverend: | What? |
| Rory: | A while ago. It's probably in Fiji by now. |
"I do love nothing in the world so well as you. Is not that strange?"
Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing, Act IV, Scene I (via howtotalktogirlsdialectically)
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